A limerick about long haul flights

There once was a man on a plane,

Who OH GOD WHEN WILL IT END WHEN WILL IT FUCKING END JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS TORTURE WHO THE FUCK FITS IN THESE SEATS 

HOLY FUCKBALLS GET ME ANOTHER WHISKEY SO I CAN POP MORE VALIUM AND PERHAPS I’LL NEVER WAKE UP AT ALL BECAUSE RIGHT NOW DEATH SEEMS LIKE A BETTER OPTION 

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IT’S ONLY BEEN TWENTY MINUTES.